And here you thought I liked you.
September 19th, 2004
I'm pretty deliquent with this thing. I should make a point of updating more, but what can I do? Summers almost over not that it was really around this year kind of disappointing. I hardly got out to the beach to play any volleyball. Perhaps next summer.
Paul and Leslie moved into their new place this month. He has a get together last weekend that was a pretty good time. Would have been better if they hadn't played poker all night. Also last weekend I finally got off my ass and sold my old car. That was good to get out of the way. It sat so long my battery was toast, as all the water in the battery completely evaporated and I had to buy a new one, but that's a small cost.
This weekend I went with Paul and Leslie to Yuk Yuk's. It was an all female comedy night. I was a little leary as I generally find female comics to be kind of lame, but these ones were pretty solid. Afterwards I went over to see Ryan whom I haven't seen since Clayton's hottub party. He wasn't home but all his lights were on and the patio door was unlocked so I let myself in and read a magazine. When I heard him coming home I hide behind the front door and scared the shit out of him. (Sorry for that but it was funny). Abbie came by awhile later and we went to her place where her cousin was finishing up his birthday party. That was a fun time eventhough it kept me up all night. That's it for me. I'll make a point of updating more for those that care to read my goings on.
August 20th, 2004
Well the old holidays are done, but at least they finished with a minor head injury. (Or semi-major depending on what kind of pussy you are). Clayton's hottub party was a blast. Its too bad I forgot his birthday fudge. For that I apologize. Probably everyone who reads this realizes I split my head open on the hot tub or something like that. I don't really remember but Linsie filled me in at the hospital. I guess Steven pushed me, but I don't bear a grudge. I likely deserved it anyways. I told Steven not to sweat it and now I'm declaring it to the world that its totally fine.
I got some staples in my head. I think there is eight to be exact. I get them taken out on Monday. The doctor said something about getting them out in a week I don't really remember. It's kind of funny that I seemed to sleep through everything until the time came for him to staple my head shut. Anyways I really wanted to come Saturday but I didn't realize how bad that blow to the head was until the morning. I woke up with a nice puke and was dizzy the rest of the day. It took all my strength just to shower the dried blood out of my hair. Needless to say good times indeed. I want to thank Linsie as well. She got me to the hospital and stayed the whole time. She was very reassuring to a bloodied and wounded Jason, and for that she has my thanks. She's really great and did more for me then I likely deserve.
Work gave me this new job of sorts. I have the same stuff to do with extra duties included. I can't complain since that's what I wanted, but yeah I've been that much busier.
Anyways I have to pick Abbie up at work. In case you didn't notice I wrote this whole thing drunk... (and concussed) . Peace.
What I'm listening too: Strokes - Room on Fire.
August 4th, 2004
Well its been awhile. I'll have to admit I forgot about updating. For most of June and July my computer at home was down. I came home from the lake and the computer wasn't on and it wouldn't boot up. I figured it was a major problem with the motherboard, so I put off fixing it. Then I finally took it in to Top-Logix and it was just the CMOS battery which costed me 3.50 to fix.
Anyways this month sees me on holidays for two weeks. I went out to Emerald Lake for this past long weekend. Some of the boys ran afoul with park security and got charged by the cops, but yours truly was innocent I tells ya.
Anyways that's it for now. I'll see many of you at Clayton's hottub birthday bash that I wouldn't miss for the world. Peace
What I'm listening too: Misfits - The Collection Vol. 2
June 18th, 2004
June 18th
So how's your June going? Yeah the weather has kind of sucked. I guess the rain is good for the farming and stuff, but us city folk just can't be concerned with that. There is a finite amount of days in a summer, and dammit we need to be seen! At the parks, at the bars, and wherever. Did any of you do anything fun? Not really. Gee that's too bad. I bet you've been wondering what I've been up to. Of course you are. Otherwise you wouldn't be here reading this.
Well the June move went alright. I've gotten settled into the new place. This week the basement flooded a bit. I left a cryptic message on Jeremy's cell implying his basement was destroyed but its not so bad. Just water on the cement. Anyways I thought it was the humidifier because the hose to drain it was knocked out. I'm guessing it was the kitten's doing... Oh I didn't mention I have a kitten. Yeah well I do and she's one of those sweet ones, that are really bad when you are not around the house. (I know this because the house is generally trashed when I get home.) Anyways. I went to get a sump pump, only it didn't work. So I took it back and was supposed to get another one the next day. However when I got home the water had receded considerably. (Where did it go?) so I just toweled up the rest and figured I could pen another success story. Of course that's not to be as the basement was back on the attack the next day. I am now suspecting its because of the rain we've been having. I'll have to find where that leak is coming from and then proceed to ignore it.
My Ebay addiction is finally peaked. More or less because its put me on the verge of bankruptcy. Well kind of. I don't have cash but I have the means to make all that money back and then some. So things should be alright on that front. (That's what you get when you horde gold)
Planning on going to the lake this weekend. That should be nice. Its always rip roaring fun when we head up to Emerald lake. Of course everyone thinks I'm down with activities like snow mobiling, and boating. Of course I'm not. It gets in the way of the fun activity of drinking waaaay too much. Now that I think about it. I don't ever want to be on or pulled by a boat again. Clayton inducing a concussion, a sore back, and the losing of my shorts. Has convinced me this boat thing is not a good policy. Ah... get enough drinks in me and I'll likely do that again.
Eastside Mario's opened up this week. And to celebrate its opening I went to Taverna to eat. Turns out Abbie likes the pasta gig as much as me, she also likes the our good friend boozie too. What more could a guy ask for? (maybe no water in the basement and a well behaved cat, but that's nit picking really)
That said I think things are settling down. I have to give back YC's lawn chair and the key to his house. That's going to hurt because there are few activities I enjoy more then sitting in that lawn chair and masturbating in Chris' room when he's at work.
That's it. Let's have peace in the middle east and a good weekend free from things that are gay, lame, or both.
What I'm listening too: Ramones - It's Alive!!!
May 23rd, 2004 Well its been 10 days. Therefore enough should have happened that I can fill two or three paragraphs for you.
First off I regret not being able to go to Pike Lake with the gang. Ryan bailed on me Friday morning and the more I looked at how crappy the weather was. The less I wanted to go. Then I got cornered into watching the little one so my fate was sealed. Hope everyone had a good time though.
It's not official but its pretty much guaranteed that I won my playoff hockey draft. The only way I could lose was if the Tampa Bay Lightning died in a plane crash and therefore the Flyers got to play in their stead or something. Then again even if that happened. I'm so far ahead it wouldn't have likely mattered... And they laughed at me for picking Flames and Lightning. Laughed at me. Can you believe it?
Lastly I'm addicted to ebay. It's not surprising since I'm a man of many vices. But this stocking up on out of print vinyls, baseball cards, and gold bullion is going to max my credit card out before I know it.
What I'm not listening too: Brainiac - Bonsai Superstar
May 13th, 2004 Maybe its just me but May has been really lame this year. Is it ever going to be nice? Seems like the trees have had buds for two weeks and are just begging for an excuse to explode. An excuse that May won't give. You're dropping the ball May! Big time. Plus I start volleyball this upcoming Monday. That's going to be nice and fucking cold...
I'm getting over this illness which it turns out is Pneumonia or however you spell that foul disease. I got it from Linsie. Just another one of woman's lovely gifts to men I guess.
That Metallica gig sucked. Yeah I was sick as shit, but I kind of thought that the show still would have been a bit of a downer even if I hadn't of been sick. Sure enough most of the people I went with seemed pretty down and out after the show. I counted 12 songs after what I considered their encore. I couldn't wait for them to stop. It was that draining.
I don't know what else to say. I played this Baldur's Gate game on the PS2 and it was like Diablo and I finished it in like three days. It was easy. I was disappointed.
Now on to astonishment. I didn't realize Gino Vanelli had so many
albums.,
I think I'm going to buy this awesome Iron Maiden record I found. Now I said I'm going to buy it so the rest of you fuck off! I called it!
What I'm listening too: Shins - Oh, Inverted World
May 6th, 2004 Let's just say I haven't been this sick in awhile. I've never sweated so much in my life. Sad thing is I'm super bored. So bored in fact that I'm actually updating this website.
I have to retract what I said about Steven. He did help in the move, so I've found it in my heart to love him once again.
Went to the Pixies when they were in town, and throughly enjoyed myself. I'll be going to Metallica this friday, which is sweet because I got my Metallica collectors edition record of Master of the Puppets in the mail today.
What I'm listening too: Metallica - Master of the Puppets
April 24th, 2004 I know. I know. It's been a long time. I've been busy. Really I have! I bought a different car. An Acura Legend. It almost killed me when I was in Prince Albert last week, but that's in the past.
This update is mainly for the purpose of letting the world know that once again. I don't like Steven. It's true. He sucks. Enjoy the car show ya bastard.
What I'm listening too: Madvillian - Madvilliany
April 4th, 2004 Good night last night with the Whiskeyjack gig. Operation Steal Steven's GF was a tantamount success with yours truly stealing her heart. (and body) Brycer wheeled up some mess of a girl. Mind you he didn't do anything despite my attempts to get him to do so. (Hey I like a good story).
Had my baseball draft today. Slept in for it, didn't prepare for it, came in late, and just might have picked a winner this time around. The league has been around for 6 years and I've never won. This might be my year.
Did some suping with Linsie. Then I took her and bought her a big container of ice cream. (I know the key that opens the door to her heart.) That's it I'm out!
What I'm listening too: Brainiac - Hissing Prigs for Static Couture
April 3rd, 2004 Well tonight is Steven's sister birthday @ Whiskeyjacks. Will Steven have his girlfriend stolen? Find out tommorrow right here!!!
What I'm Listening to: Walkmen - Bows and Arrows
March 23rd, 2004 I don't know about blogs. I thought they would be fun and I have lots of good news of my going ons, but its entirely too time consuming for me to type them out. So i'll go point form today.
- Bought a new turntable a TT-1 Pro by Numark. Its pretty sweet.
- Bought a new DVD player. A Panasonic one. Its decent.
- Went and saw Dawn of the Dead. It was great.
- Threw up in the parking lot of Alexander's. Thus ending my four year non-puking streak.
- I still don't like Steven.
- I only kind of like Darren.
- I like Bryce because he enjoys tormenting Linsie almost as much as I do. (I know her new ticklish spots)
- Shout out to Clay. (Let's do lunch)
- Another shout out to YC who somehow has the strength to update everyday.
- Paid off my credit cards.
- After puking in the parking lot I went home and decided to buy things online. (Bought 17 albums)
- Got a parking ticket at my secret place. (First time in like 8 years, but its Impark so they can eat my ass.
- I started playing with my Playstation. (Never really played it)
- This weekend I will be looking to defend my Provincial Yelling Title. (Three years running!)
- I still hope to one day find a box of money.
What I am listening to: Constantines - Shine a Light
March 17th, 2004 Well a weeks went by and I've done lots of things, but can I remember what they were? Hells no... Monday I took Linsie out for her birthday. (Hopefully by this point you've wished her a happy birthday or if your smart a sad birthday since she doesn't like them). I lucked out because the shoes I bought her for her birthday showed up by courier the second I got home. The driver blew by me spraying slush and mud on my car, then he pulled into the drive way. I signed for the shoes. And he was out like lightning spray rocks and mud at YC's garage door, which was funny in an asshole sort of way. I gave Linsie her gift appropriately stating that I got her a piece of crap. Regardless she likes them. She should she picked them out and of course they're pink.
We went to Botanica's for supper. It was rather good and to top it off I found out Linsie picked it because she got to eat free on her birthday. How shrewd of her... Anyways I'm sick. I feel faint and crappy today, so I'm gonna lay down.
March 10th, 2004 Happy birthday to my little guy Aaron whom turns 5. Actually he turned 5 yesterday.
I also want to note that I STILL WANT MY BIRDS. It just so happens that I laid down when I got home from work and didn't wake up until this morning... blah...
March 8th, 2004 SO its been awhile since we last talked. How are you doing? I'm doing alright. I'm zonked. (That's the best word I can think of) I'm spending too much money and I'm not getting anything done. I feel kind of sick. Not sure what it is. Smoking makes me ill as if I'm smoking for the first time again. Its one of those feelings where something isn't quite right and unlike a hangover there's no quick remedy like vomiting for instance.
Maybe its the trip to Edmonton. That city always makes me ill. I ate a bunch of crap and smoked like no tommorrow. I bought some shoes and they were cheap and I finally found the Simply Saucer album that I was too lazy to buy online.
Man Edmonton does suck. Nobody in that town knows where anything is, and they all make fun of Saskatchewan. Eventhough none of those assholes has ever been here. At least our pizza guys can find our houses without calling several times for directions. Not only that but their pizza sucks. Their cab drivers suck too. Hung up on 102 ave... Like when the fuck did I ever say 102 ave. I said 89th street by the bridge so go there! Their bar scene sucks and its expensive. The main bit of fun was dancing like a retarded asshole and not giving a shit what anybody thought.
Don't get me wrong. There's some good shits living in Edmonton, but they'd be cooler not living there. That's my two cents.
What I'm listening too: Simply Saucer - Cyborgs Revisited.
March 2nd, 2004 Crap I realized when updating last night that I erased the previous days update. For the sake of brevity I'd just like to mention that I read Darren's update and I agree with him. Therefore Steven is now removed from my links. To hell with him.
March 1st, 2004 Well another week is well under way. Its funny how work goes. Last week was extremely busy and today I had nothing to do. As such I did nothing.
I went out for lunch with Robin as I had to meet her at the bank to sign some papers and other beaurocratic things of that ilk. Of course before I went out for lunch I had to go and see the birds. I have the girl moving from finger to finger with the "Up, Up!" command. Works pretty good until that shit of a soulmate of hers starts yipping and then she flies all over the place trying to get to him. (But only suceeding at running into walls.) As I was about to leave he escaped the cage. Now that's an ordeal and a half. He flies all over the place and when you corner him he goes down fighting. I ended up catching him but at the last second he dodged and I ended up grabbing his wing. That can't be good. Anyways it was a total mess. I think I killed him...
Today was my baseball draft. After a week of forcing people to play. Tonight was the night and its safe to say I'm going to win. I know I've said this to myself after every draft and I've never won, but this time is my time to shine!
Well tommorrow is another brutal day of errands for me. I have to prepare for this trip to Edmonton, and I have birthday presents too buy... (Women are dictating these gifts so you know they're expensive.)
What I'm listening too: McLusky - My Pain and Sadness is more Sad and Painful then yours.
February 25th, 2004 Welcome to the frenzy that is my life. Work has been hectic. They work me so hard yet have the nerve to believe I'm not doing anything. I went and saw the baby on Monday night. She's pretty cute I will admit. Of course they made me hold her and she picked that moment to get all gassy.
Last night I drank some scotch and watched Ichi the Killer with Paul. A cinematic masterpiece if I do say so myself. Something special about seeing a topless girl placed in front of a stainless steel table, having her nipples pulled over the table. (I know this is pretty good but it gets better) They take a knife and slide it across the table, neatly removing them. Good stuff. I also liked the part where he cut his tongue out as a sign of apology. After he cut it off his cell phone rang and he answered it. Funny.
What I'm listening too: The Walkmen - Bows and Arrows
February 23rd, 2004 It's been an eventful few days since I last bothered to update... I mean had time to update. (Yes I'm am that cool) Anyways I should first mention that Linsie told me Darren dedicated an update to me. I checked it out and I must say its pretty hot. Man I looked good last summer. Good work Darren its worth a link. (He so wants me...)
Friday night saw me hook up with Jeremy for our traditional friday night drinkoff at BP's. A bunch of people from work came as well, and I got drunk. None of that is surprising. What was surprising is I bought a total of 270 bucks worth of booze for everybody. I also found out that last summer I could have scored with some girl but Robin cock blocked me. What a bitch!
Before I go I want to congratulate my friend Curtis and his girlfriend Allison on their first child. A girl whom I believe they called Reese Isabella. They had it last night and I'm going to see them tonight. Have a good one peoples.
What I'm listening too: Neutral Milk Hotel - On Avery Island
February 19th, 2004Well I figured I'd get all this shit off the index page so it loads faster. =P Alright I guess it was just text. I don't put countless pictures of girls I wish I could sleep with, camel toes, and Avril Lavigne on the main page, thus crashing your shitty computer at work while you try and load it. What? That just happens to me?
So last night I was going through a pile of photos my grandma had of my family. She had a whole shitload of family photos of me that I'd never seen before. All I can say is that I was one super slick kid! I'm getting copies of them made up so I'll post them here, because I know you all want to see them.
So today I went back to work and man was I working hard. I lost track of time I was going so hard. Anyways Linsie comes online and is all like. "Darren totally dissed you on his site! And he gave me compliments." So here I thought Darren was wanting to get down and dirty for my rips at Dog Pound. Instead he just wants me to suck dick, and its quite obvious he wants me to suck his dick. Its also likely that he'd want to suck mine, but its too gay to contemplate. Anyways the moral of the story is: If you have a blog then make a point of mocking me and giving Linsie compliments. It really seems to make her day and lord knows she doesn't have much. I mean she's stuck with me after all...
What I'm listening too: Xiu Xiu - Fabulous Muscles. (Pointing out this is the album of the fucking year!)